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The Never List by Koethi Zan

There were four of us down there for the first thirty-two months and eleven days of our captivity. And then, very suddenly and without warning, there were three. Even though the fourth person hadn’t made any noise at all in several months, the room got very quiet when she was gone. For a long time…

Sports That Saved The World

True fitness isn’t just about the body. It’s about the mind. That’s why we’re gonna motivate you, right now. Did you know that some sports can save… the world? It’s true! Throughout history, man has told stories (both real and imaginary) that center around the magic of sports. We’ll start at the beginning, shall we?…

Dark Arbuckle: Woot Weads The Wire

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. A North Carolina judge says a woman convicted…

An Audio Inside a Blog Post

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